Girlfriend Wanted: Apply Within

 So, I've decided to put out an application for a potential girlfriend. I was going to fill this space in with the general details of me, so you know, you'd know who you were applying to be in a relationship with. But... my blog is pretty much a lot about me, so if you need to know who I am, that's what the rest of the blog is for.

Girlfriend Application:

General Information & Contact Information:

Name: __________________________________________________________________

Age:_______ Birthdate:__________ Location:___________________________________

Occupation:_________________________ Sexual Orientation:_____________________

Level of Education:_________________________ Email:_________________________

Tumblr:_______________ Twitter:_________________ Blog:_____________________

Interests:

Favorite Books:___________________________________________________________

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Favorite Poems:___________________________________________________________

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Favorite Authors:__________________________________________________________

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Favorite Movies:__________________________________________________________

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Favorite TV Shows:________________________________________________________

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Favorite Music:____________________________________________________________

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Hobbies:_________________________________________________________________

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Other Interests:____________________________________________________________

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Please rate your interest levels on the following activities/things on a scale of 1-5. (1 being you couldn't care less, 5 being it's the most awesome thing since sliced bread)

Camping:_____________

Writing:______________

Reading:______________

Animals:______________

History:_______________

Literature:_____________

Dogs:_________________

Cats:_________________

Comics:_______________

Video Games:__________

Softball:_______________

Swimming:_____________

Star Wars:_____________

Star Trek:_____________

Elephants:_____________

Dragons:______________


Relationships:

Do you have any children/pets?________________________________________________

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How do you feel about family?_________________________________________________


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What are your religious beliefs?_________________________________________________

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What are your political views?__________________________________________________

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Why did your last relationship end?______________________________________________

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What do you bring to a relationship?_____________________________________________

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What are your strengths?______________________________________________________

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What are your weaknesses?___________________________________________________

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Describe yourself in 5 words:__________________________________________________

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Anything else I should know?_________________________________________________

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References:

Please supply three references.


Name:_____________________________________ Relationship:____________________


Email Address:____________________________ Phone Number: ___________________


How long have you known this individual?_______________________________________


Name:_____________________________________ Relationship:____________________


Email Address:____________________________ Phone Number: ___________________


How long have you known this individual?_______________________________________



Name:______________________________________ Relationship:____________________


Email Address:_____________________________ Phone Number: ___________________


How long have you known this individual?________________________________________


Thank you for your interest in the position of my girlfriend. If there are any additional documents, resumes and/or letters of reference you'd like to include please attach them separately. If you have any questions please let me know. Again, thank you for your interest in the position.

Sincerely,

J.R.